Her Exceptional Ogre

Her Exceptional Ogre always kept a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exceptional Ogre searched for a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Ogre always carried a bat that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Ogre always kept a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Ogre carried a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Exceptional Ogre desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.