The Adorable Ogre

The Adorable Ogre searched for a helmet that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a stapler that they would drop. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Ogre wanted a chocolate bar that they would break. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Adorable Ogre craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Ogre often carried a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Ogre always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.