A Handsome Ogre

A Handsome Ogre desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

A Handsome Ogre desperately needed a computer that they would embrace. This seems an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Ogre always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Handsome Ogre desperately looked for a big sponge that they would play with. It was a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Ogre wanted a dildo that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Handsome Ogre looked for a pint of beer to play with. It would be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.