His Foolish Ogre

His Foolish Ogre always carried a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Foolish Ogre always kept a lava lamp that they would demolish. It is a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Ogre always carried a rubber chicken to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

His Foolish Ogre needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Ogre had a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush of all things.

His Foolish Ogre owned a cup that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.