The Cute Ogre

The Cute Ogre desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes drop. It would have been a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush being the item selected.

The Cute Ogre looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to share. It might be a weird action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Cute Ogre desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Ogre needed a porno magazine that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Ogre searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a new operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Cute Ogre wanted a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine of all things.