The Special Ogre

The Special Ogre wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Special Ogre desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to break. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Special Ogre desperately wanted a sword that they liked to hug. It is a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.

The Special Ogre looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. This seems a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Special Ogre often carried a cup that they would sometimes throw. It would be a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

The Special Ogre always carried a wig that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A wig was the item that was opted for.