Their Beautiful Ogre

Their Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a bat that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Their Beautiful Ogre desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Their Beautiful Ogre had a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Ogre desired a lava lamp that they would hug. It should be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

Their Beautiful Ogre desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.