Her Square Ogre

Her Square Ogre owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Her Square Ogre desperately needed a dildo that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Her Square Ogre desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Her Square Ogre searched for a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is awesome. A tomato would be the item chosen.

Her Square Ogre often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Her Square Ogre looked for a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was opted for.