His Dodgy Ogre

His Dodgy Ogre carried a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.

His Dodgy Ogre desperately desired a radiator to hug. This is certainly a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Ogre often carried a condom that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Ogre wanted a block of cheese to drop. It was considered to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Ogre always kept a sponge that they would often hug. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Ogre desperately looked for a tomato to rub on his belly. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.