Boring Orangutan

Boring Orangutan desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Boring Orangutan searched for a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Orangutan desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Boring Orangutan searched for a bag of flour that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Boring Orangutan often carried a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. It was a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Boring Orangutan found a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a weird idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.