The Weary Orangutan

The Weary Orangutan desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Weary Orangutan always had with them a sword that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Weary Orangutan desired a cheese grater that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Weary Orangutan searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Weary Orangutan always kept a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Weary Orangutan needed a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.