His Crypting Orangutan

His Crypting Orangutan always carried a dildo that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Crypting Orangutan desperately wanted a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Orangutan looked for a cup that they would sometimes drop. It might be a weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a cup being the chosen thing.

His Crypting Orangutan desperately craved for a sponge that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A sponge is the item to select.

His Crypting Orangutan carried a lava lamp that they would play with. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Crypting Orangutan craved for a set square that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set square was the item that was opted for.