My Foolish Orangutan

My Foolish Orangutan owned a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

My Foolish Orangutan desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often smash. It was a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater of all things.

My Foolish Orangutan always had with them a hat that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.

My Foolish Orangutan always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Orangutan desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Orangutan always kept a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.