The Lonely Orangutan

The Lonely Orangutan desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Orangutan always carried a sword to put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Orangutan owned a cucumber to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Orangutan had a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Orangutan wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Orangutan wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.