His Dodgy Orangutan

His Dodgy Orangutan desperately searched for a CD player to cuddle. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Dodgy Orangutan always kept a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. One might say this is an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Orangutan desperately needed a set square that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a curious operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.

His Dodgy Orangutan searched for a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Orangutan searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Orangutan wanted a vibrator that they liked to embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.