His Boring Orangutan

His Boring Orangutan desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Orangutan desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Boring Orangutan owned a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A painting of a melon being the item opted for.

His Boring Orangutan needed a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It might have been a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Orangutan desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

His Boring Orangutan found a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to opt for.