The Blue Orangutan

The Blue Orangutan needed a chocolate bar to embrace. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Orangutan had a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Blue Orangutan found a computer that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Blue Orangutan looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Blue Orangutan desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. It would be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Blue Orangutan wanted a wig that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a wig was the item that was opted for.