The Crazy Orangutan

The Crazy Orangutan always carried a stretchman that they would break. It would have been a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Orangutan desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Orangutan craved for a pint of cider that they would often break. One might find this to be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Crazy Orangutan craved for a Harry Potter wand to smash. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Crazy Orangutan carried a teapot that they would play with. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Orangutan needed a dildo that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A dildo would be the chosen thing.