Her Purple Orangutan

Her Purple Orangutan desired a pencil sharpener that they would share. This is certainly a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Orangutan desperately desired a computer that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Orangutan desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often throw. It should have been a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Orangutan carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an original operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Purple Orangutan found a set square that they would sometimes smash. It is a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Orangutan often carried a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.