Her Exceptional Paki

Her Exceptional Paki carried a vibrator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Paki always kept a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Her Exceptional Paki owned a stapler to put in the bath with him. This seems a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Her Exceptional Paki always carried a stapler that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Her Exceptional Paki wanted a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Exceptional Paki carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.