My Cute Paki

My Cute Paki always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Cute Paki always carried a hat that they would smash. This seems to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

My Cute Paki found a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Cute Paki wanted a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. It should have been a different exercise, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Cute Paki craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

My Cute Paki wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.