The Handsome Paki

The Handsome Paki desperately craved for a stretchman to embrace. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Paki owned a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It was an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Paki carried a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

The Handsome Paki desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Paki looked for a ball that they would drop. It was a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Paki desperately wanted a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Paki, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.