The Hungry Paki

The Hungry Paki desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It was a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Paki desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Paki often carried a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Hungry Paki found a cheese grater that they would often hug. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Hungry Paki wanted a bottle of wine that they would throw. It would have been a different proposal, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Paki desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a weird activity, to me, but not to the Paki, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.