The Retarded Paki

The Retarded Paki desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was exciting. A custard pie being the item selected.

The Retarded Paki found a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Paki carried a can of Tango that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Retarded Paki desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

The Retarded Paki desired a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Paki desired a sponge that they liked to throw. It would be an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sponge is the thing to opt for.