The Lonely Paki

The Lonely Paki desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Paki needed a pint of cider to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Paki needed a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A condom would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Paki searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Lonely Paki often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Lonely Paki desperately needed a teapot that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.