Their Funny Paki

Their Funny Paki desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Funny Paki searched for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

Their Funny Paki needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to embrace. It should have been a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Funny Paki found a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Funny Paki carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Funny Paki searched for a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.