The Famous Paki

The Famous Paki always carried a wig to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Paki desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Famous Paki desperately looked for a melon that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen item.

The Famous Paki desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would share. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Famous Paki desperately wanted a can of coke that they would share. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Paki always had with them a condom to smash. It might be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom is the thing that was chosen.