A Different Paki

A Different Paki always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Different Paki had a little monkey that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

A Different Paki craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Different Paki desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Different Paki desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It should have been an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Different Paki carried a spade that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a spade is the item to choose.