My Crazy Paki

My Crazy Paki had a melon that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A melon being the thing opted for.

My Crazy Paki desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Paki desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Paki had a bat that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bat of all things.

My Crazy Paki desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Paki always kept a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be stunning. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.