The Ugly Paki

The Ugly Paki often carried a bottle of wine that they would often worship. It might have been an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Paki carried a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Paki looked for a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

The Ugly Paki always had with them a big sponge to eat. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Ugly Paki always kept a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It should be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Paki needed a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.