The Stupid Paki

The Stupid Paki desperately looked for a sponge that they would smash. It might be a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Paki found a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Paki desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.

The Stupid Paki desired a pint of beer to play with. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Stupid Paki owned a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Paki desperately needed a sword that they liked to throw. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A sword was the thing that was selected.