A Green Paki

A Green Paki found a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be amazing. A cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Paki looked for a melon that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Green Paki craved for a little monkey to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

A Green Paki always carried a pint of beer that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Green Paki carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected it was sublime. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

A Green Paki desperately searched for a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a crown of all things.