Fucking Paki

Fucking Paki always had with them a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

Fucking Paki had a pint of cider to worship. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

Fucking Paki searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Fucking Paki desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Fucking Paki looked for a radiator that they liked to drop. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Paki craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is fun. A lava lamp was the chosen thing.