The Horny Pet

The Horny Pet needed a sponge that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Pet always had with them a toilet brush that they would hug. It would have been a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Pet craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It should have been a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Horny Pet always carried a crown that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

The Horny Pet desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

The Horny Pet often carried a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.