The Horny Pet

The Horny Pet desperately needed a bat that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

The Horny Pet desperately looked for a magic 8 ball to cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Horny Pet needed a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It is a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Horny Pet desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Pet needed a big sponge that they would often drop. It would have been a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Pet desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.