My Dodgy Pet

My Dodgy Pet carried a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Pet craved for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Pet always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Pet desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

My Dodgy Pet always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. It should have been a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be sublime. A piece of paper having that done to it

My Dodgy Pet craved for a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.