The Square Pet

The Square Pet always carried a bottle of beer that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Square Pet desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Pet looked for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be wonderful. A condom having that done to it

The Square Pet desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Square Pet searched for a pen that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

The Square Pet desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it