The Boring Pet

The Boring Pet craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pet wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Pet desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pet always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Boring Pet looked for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Boring Pet always kept a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a strange idea, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.