Depressed Pet

Depressed Pet owned a condom that they would occasionally worship. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

Depressed Pet desired a toilet brush that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Pet desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Depressed Pet desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Depressed Pet looked for a can of coke that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Pet desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.