The Square Pet

The Square Pet wanted a ball that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Pet desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Square Pet often carried a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Pet carried a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Pet desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Square Pet looked for a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a dildo being the thing opted for.