The Grumpy Pet

The Grumpy Pet often carried a crown that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Pet looked for a melon that they would occasionally break. It would be an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Pet searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Pet desired a vibrator that they would worship. It might have been a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.

The Grumpy Pet looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was wonderous. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Pet desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.