Confused Pet

Confused Pet carried a spade that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Pet desperately desired a radiator that they would often annihilate It might be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

Confused Pet had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Confused Pet desired a pint of beer to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of beer being the chosen item.

Confused Pet carried a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Pet searched for a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.