The Handsome Pigeon

The Handsome Pigeon wanted a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Handsome Pigeon had a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It should be a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was miraculous. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Pigeon found a cheese grater that they would often worship. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Handsome Pigeon desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Pigeon found a chocolate bar that they would often smash. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.