The Adventurous Pigeon

The Adventurous Pigeon had a pen that they liked to throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Adventurous Pigeon desired a mug that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was sublime. A mug is the thing to opt for.

The Adventurous Pigeon looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Pigeon desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Pigeon needed a painting of a melon that they would drop. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was awesome. A painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Pigeon desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.