His Lucky Pigeon

His Lucky Pigeon desperately desired a rubber johnny to throw. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Pigeon searched for a porno magazine that they would often play with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Pigeon always carried a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

His Lucky Pigeon looked for a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.

His Lucky Pigeon desired a lava lamp that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Pigeon wanted a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be wonderful. A melon being the item selected.