The Scary Pigeon

The Scary Pigeon often carried a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Scary Pigeon craved for a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Pigeon desperately craved for a spade that they would often demolish. This seems an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Pigeon needed a teapot that they would occasionally share. It would have been a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Pigeon owned a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Pigeon craved for a dildo that they sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.