His Confused Pigeon

His Confused Pigeon wanted a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was selected.

His Confused Pigeon craved for a bat that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Pigeon always had with them a wig that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

His Confused Pigeon needed a vibrator that they liked to play with. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

His Confused Pigeon desperately looked for a sponge to sit and look at. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Pigeon found a bottle of beer that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.