A Boring Pigeon

A Boring Pigeon desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

A Boring Pigeon wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Pigeon desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Pigeon often carried a toilet brush to sleep with. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Pigeon had a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

A Boring Pigeon owned a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.