My Bum Loving Pigeon

My Bum Loving Pigeon desired a lava lamp to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Pigeon desperately desired a spade that they would often sleep with. It might be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.

My Bum Loving Pigeon desired a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Pigeon searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be awesome. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Pigeon had a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Pigeon carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. It was a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A bottle of wine being the chosen thing.