My Grumpy Pigeon

My Grumpy Pigeon desired a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately wanted a spade that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately searched for a spade to sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a spade was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Grumpy Pigeon found a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.